American Express

Description

👕 Premium feel, built for riders & rebels

🧵 100% ringspun cotton — soft but tough

📏 True-to-size & pre-shrunk (no nasty surprises)

🌿 Ethically grown US cotton, road-friendly & earth-friendly

🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA + EU for faster rides to your door

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.

1. Wash and dry your tees inside out.
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.
3. Resist the spin temptation.
4. Air dry when possible.

Normal people would have given up by now.

Too Weird To Quit catches Mummyduck in the middle of another perfectly reasonable mechanical breakdown. Tools in hand. Halo overhead. Patience officially gone.

Something is broken. Nothing fits. Coffee is not helping. But quitting is for sensible people.

This is for riders, builders and garage mechanics who have spent three hours fixing a job that was supposed to take twenty minutes. Fix it. Break it. Fix it again.

Why you'll wear it

Turns mechanical stubbornness into a badge of honour
Makes sense to anyone who refuses to abandon a broken machine
Fits garage disasters, roadside repairs and long-running projects
Keeps the humour dry when the repair is not
Features original Mummyduck Customs artwork

The details

Original Mummyduck Customs artwork
Available colors: Black, Brown and Natural
Available sizes: XS through 5XL

Drawn for motorcycles, garage disasters and people too stubborn, or too weird, to walk away.

T-shirt for ride

Built for the ride, not the showroom. 100% ringspun cotton, pre-shrunk and true-to-size. Made on demand, no minimums. Printed and shipped from the USA and EU.

Soft and lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch
Comfortable and flattering for all
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.², 142 g/m²
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Available colors: Black, Brown and Natural
Available sizes: XS through 5XL
Made on demand after purchase
Made-to-order production may take longer to deliver and helps reduce overproduction
Fabric may be slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or certain lighting conditions

No printing method or care instructions are present in the current listing, so I won’t invent either.

Too Weird To Quit – Garage Rider T-Shirt