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Too Old To Die Young – Motorcycle Sweatshirt

Too Old To Die Young – Motorcycle Sweatshirt

Regular price €47,00 EUR
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Mummyduck Customs is designed in Helsinki, Finland. To keep delivery times short and shipping costs reasonable, our products are printed and fulfilled on demand by partner facilities in the USA, EU, and Japan, depending on the item and your delivery address. Orders to EU addresses are fulfilled from our EU facility where possible; some larger sizes are only printed in the USA, so those specific items may take a little longer to reach EU customers.


Processing and delivery times
Orders are typically printed and shipped within 2-6 business days. You will receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information once your order leaves our facility. Actual transit time depends on your location and the carrier; please allow extra time for the postal service to scan and process tracking updates after pickup.


Shipping costs
Shipping costs are calculated and shown at checkout based on your delivery address, the items ordered, and the fulfillment location. US customers are charged standard US domestic shipping rates when their order ships from our US facility; EU customers are charged EU shipping rates when their order ships from our EU facility.


International orders and customs
We ship to most countries. Orders shipped internationally may be subject to import duties, taxes, or customs fees charged by your country upon arrival; these are the responsibility of the customer and are not included in our shipping charges or controlled by us. We are not responsible for delays caused by customs processing. If your country is not available at checkout, contact us at harri@mummyduck.com and we will do our best to add it.


Packaging
Apparel (t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies) ships in a protective plastic bag. Mugs and similar items ship in a cardboard box.


Lost, damaged, or delayed packages
If your package is lost, stolen, or arrives damaged, contact us at harri@mummyduck.com with your order number and we will arrange a replacement or resolve the issue.

Materials

Say hi to the go-to choice for versatile comfort! Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt offers softness, warmth, and enduring quality. Air-jet spun yarn ensures a gentle touch on your skin, while the quarter-turned design keeps it crease-free.

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
  • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, El Salvador or Honduras

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

  • Traceability:
    • Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
    • Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
    • Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
  • Contains 0% recycled polyester
  • Contains 0% dangerous substances
  • This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Dimensions

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Size chart

SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 27 20 33 ½
M 28 22 34 ½
L 29 24 35 ½
XL 30 26 36 ½
2XL 31 28 37 ½
3XL 32 30 38 ½
4XL 33 32 39 ½
5XL 34 34 40 ½
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Size chart

SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 68.6 50.8 85
M 71 56 87.6
L 73.7 61 90.2
XL 76.2 66 92.7
2XL 78.7 71 95.3
3XL 81.3 76.2 97.8
4XL 83.8 81.3 100.3
5XL 86.4 86.4 103
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

 

Care Instructions

Too old to die young. Still far too interested in motorcycles to become sensible.

Too Old To Die Young is for riders who have been doing this long enough to know better and have chosen to treat that knowledge as background information. The experience is real. So is the refusal to quietly retire from anything interesting.

It is a layer for cooler seasons, hard-earned stubbornness and the years that were supposed to make you boring.

Why you'll wear it

  • Turns accumulated experience into a useful declaration
  • Adds another layer when T-shirt weather has officially surrendered
  • Feels right at meets where the motorcycles are old and the opinions older
  • Works for everyday wear without pretending the interesting years are over
  • Built to stay in rotation for a few more riding seasons

The details

  • Pre-shrunk cotton-polyester blend
  • Classic fit
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Sweatshirt

Built for the ride, not the showroom

Mummyduck doesn't make apparel for people trying to look fast standing still. This sweatshirt is for the actual ride — and everything before and after it. Coffee first. Then the road. The sweatshirt doesn't care which one fixed your morning.

What it's made of

Gildan 18000, 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² — heavy enough to mean something, soft enough you'll forget you're wearing it. Air-jet spun yarn for a clean feel against the skin, pre-shrunk so the fit doesn't lie to you later. Rib-knit collar with spandex, double-needle stitched at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem — the places that actually wear out first. Quarter-turned construction, so no crease running down the middle like it's been folded in a drawer for a year. This is the one we'd actually wear, which is the only reason it's on the site.

Why the wait

Made on demand, no minimums. Yours gets built the moment you order it — that's why it takes a little longer, and why there's no stack of unsold hoodies sitting in a warehouse somewhere.

Where it's been

Knitted and dyed in Honduras and Bangladesh, put together in Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador. Zero recycled polyester, zero hazardous substances. One honest note: like most synthetic-blend fabric, this releases small plastic microfibers when washed — wash cold, wash less, it helps.

Required disclosure (EU GPSR)

EU law (General Product Safety Regulation, effective December 13, 2024) requires manufacturer and/or EU representative contact: harri@mummyduck.com