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Too Old To Die Young – Defiant Rider Hoodie
Too Old To Die Young – Defiant Rider Hoodie
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Mummyduck Customs is designed in Helsinki, Finland. To keep delivery times short and shipping costs reasonable, our products are printed and fulfilled on demand by partner facilities in the USA, EU, and Japan, depending on the item and your delivery address. Orders to EU addresses are fulfilled from our EU facility where possible; some larger sizes are only printed in the USA, so those specific items may take a little longer to reach EU customers.
Processing and delivery times
Orders are typically printed and shipped within 2-6 business days. You will receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information once your order leaves our facility. Actual transit time depends on your location and the carrier; please allow extra time for the postal service to scan and process tracking updates after pickup.
Shipping costs
Shipping costs are calculated and shown at checkout based on your delivery address, the items ordered, and the fulfillment location. US customers are charged standard US domestic shipping rates when their order ships from our US facility; EU customers are charged EU shipping rates when their order ships from our EU facility.
International orders and customs
We ship to most countries. Orders shipped internationally may be subject to import duties, taxes, or customs fees charged by your country upon arrival; these are the responsibility of the customer and are not included in our shipping charges or controlled by us. We are not responsible for delays caused by customs processing. If your country is not available at checkout, contact us at harri@mummyduck.com and we will do our best to add it.
Packaging
Apparel (t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies) ships in a protective plastic bag. Mugs and similar items ship in a cardboard box.
Lost, damaged, or delayed packages
If your package is lost, stolen, or arrives damaged, contact us at harri@mummyduck.com with your order number and we will arrange a replacement or resolve the issue.
Materials
Materials
Say hi to the go-to choice for versatile comfort! Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt offers softness, warmth, and enduring quality. Air-jet spun yarn ensures a gentle touch on your skin, while the quarter-turned design keeps it crease-free.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk
- 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, El Salvador or Honduras
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
- Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
- This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Dimensions
Dimensions

A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Width
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Size chart
| SIZE LABEL | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
| S | 27 | 20 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 22 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 24 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 26 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 ½ |
Size chart
| SIZE LABEL | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 85 |
| M | 71 | 56 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71 | 95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 | 103 |
Care Instructions
Care Instructions

Too Old To Die Young is not a complaint. It is a scheduling update.
The reckless years may have acquired better tools, stronger coffee and a longer warm-up routine, but the important machinery is still running. This design is for riders who know that growing older and becoming dull are entirely separate processes.
Pull it on for early garage starts, cooler meet nights and the period after a ride when standing up requires a brief tactical discussion.
Why you’ll wear it
- Turns experience into attitude rather than an apology
- Fits riders who have learned plenty without becoming obedient
- Gives T-shirt weather a practical extension
- Feels at home around old bikes, strong coffee and familiar trouble
- Classic fit keeps it straightforward for everyday wear
The details
- Pre-shrunk cotton-poly blend
- Classic-fit pullover hoodie
- Available in Black
- Sizes S–5XL
- 5 stars: 2 (67%)
- 4 stars: 1 (33%)
- 3 stars: 0 (0%)
- 2 stars: 0 (0%)
- 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Hoodie
Built for the ride, not the showroom
This is the hoodie you reach for before the bike's even warmed up. No logo screaming for attention, no performance-wear gimmicks — just something heavy enough to matter and built to take the wear that actually comes with riding, not standing around.
What it's made of
50% cotton / 50% polyester, pre-shrunk, 8.0 oz/yd² — substantial, not sloppy. Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel that resists pilling, so it still looks right after the twentieth wash, not just the first. Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, front pouch pocket for cold hands or a phone you don't trust your pocket with. Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex keep their shape instead of going slack. Quarter-turned construction, so there's no crease running down the middle like it's been sitting folded for a year. Double-needle stitched at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem — the spots that actually give out first.
Why the wait
Made on demand, no minimums. Yours gets built the moment you order it — that's why it takes a little longer, and why there's no pile of unsold hoodies sitting in a warehouse somewhere.
Where it's been
Blanks sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua.
Required disclosure (EU GPSR)
EU law (General Product Safety Regulation, effective December 13, 2024) requires manufacturer and/or EU representative contact: harri@mummyduck.com