Too Old To Behave – Faak T-Shirt | Mummyduck Customs
Too Old To Behave – Faak T-Shirt | Mummyduck Customs
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Description
Description
👕 Premium feel, built for riders & rebels
🧵 100% ringspun cotton — soft but tough
📏 True-to-size & pre-shrunk (no nasty surprises)
🌿 Ethically grown US cotton, road-friendly & earth-friendly
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA + EU for faster rides to your door
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out.
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.
3. Resist the spin temptation.
4. Air dry when possible.
TOO OLD TO BEHAVE is the diagnosis. FAAK is the treatment.
At some point, behaving becomes less like wisdom and more like unpaid public-relations work.
This shirt is for riders who have gathered the years, the scars and the questionable receipts, and still prefer being unmistakably themselves. You know better now. That simply gives your bad ideas better planning.
Getting older is mandatory. Becoming sensible on command is not.
ACT YOUR AGE. OR DON’T.
Product details
- Soft and lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch
- Comfortable and flattering for all
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors contain polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Available colors: Black, Brown and Natural
- Available sizes: XS through 5XL
- Made on demand after purchase
- Made-to-order production may take longer to deliver and helps reduce overproduction
Note: The fabric may be slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or certain lighting conditions.

T-shirt for ride
Built for the ride, not the showroom. 100% ringspun cotton, pre-shrunk and true-to-size. Made on demand, no minimums. Printed and shipped from the USA and EU.
- Soft and lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch
- Comfortable and flattering for all
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors contain polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.², 142 g/m²
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Available colors: Black, Brown and Natural
- Available sizes: XS through 5XL
- Made on demand after purchase
- Made-to-order production may take longer to deliver and helps reduce overproduction
- Fabric may be slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or certain lighting conditions
No printing method or care instructions are present in the current listing, so I won’t invent either.