American Express

Description

👕 Premium feel, built for riders & rebels

🧵 100% ringspun cotton — soft but tough

📏 True-to-size & pre-shrunk (no nasty surprises)

🌿 Ethically grown US cotton, road-friendly & earth-friendly

🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA + EU for faster rides to your door

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.

1. Wash and dry your tees inside out.
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.
3. Resist the spin temptation.
4. Air dry when possible.

Growing older was inevitable. Behaving was never part of the plan.

Too Old To Behave casts Mummyduck as the patron saint of bad decisions. Helmet on. Halo up. Absolutely no intention of acting his age.

This design belongs to riders who have collected enough years to know better and enough stories to ignore the advice. You are not chasing youth. You are keeping your judgement selective, your machines questionable and your personality intact.

Bad example. Good company.

Why you'll wear it

Refuses to confuse age with obedience
Speaks to experienced riders who remain selectively sensible
Fits garage days, long rides and poorly supervised decisions
Keeps the humour mature without becoming respectable
Features original Mummyduck Customs artwork

The details

Motorcycle T-shirt
Original Mummyduck Customs artwork
Available colors: Black, Brown and Natural
Available sizes: XS through 5XL
Made to order after purchase

Designed for motorcycle culture and riders who refuse to become sensible on command.

T-shirt for ride

Built for the ride, not the showroom. 100% ringspun cotton, pre-shrunk and true-to-size. Made on demand, no minimums. Printed and shipped from the USA and EU.

Soft and lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch
Comfortable and flattering for all
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.², 142 g/m²
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Available colors: Black, Brown and Natural
Available sizes: XS through 5XL
Made on demand after purchase
Made-to-order production may take longer to deliver and helps reduce overproduction
Fabric may be slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or certain lighting conditions

No printing method or care instructions are present in the current listing, so I won’t invent either.

Too Old To Behave – Motorcycle Rider T-Shirt