Don't Fucking Die T-Shirt by Mummyduck Customs
Don't Fucking Die T-Shirt by Mummyduck Customs
🇺🇸 USA & 🌍 Europe from $4 · 🌎 Rest of world from $12
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Description
Description
👕 Premium feel, built for riders & rebels
🧵 100% ringspun cotton — soft but tough
📏 True-to-size & pre-shrunk (no nasty surprises)
🌿 Ethically grown US cotton, road-friendly & earth-friendly
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA + EU for faster rides to your door
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out.
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.
3. Resist the spin temptation.
4. Air dry when possible.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Orders are typically shipped within 7 days.
Returns
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund. No refunds after 30 days. Contact: harri@mummyduck.com
A motorcycle t-shirt for riders who take the main rule seriously. Don’t Fucking Die is Mummyduck Customs’ most direct design — thicker cotton, double-stitched at collar and sleeves, built to outlast the philosophy behind it. A biker t-shirt for the rider who goes hard and intends to be around for the next one.
You’ve now found the Don’t Fucking Die staple HEL T-Shirt by Mummyduck Customs of your wardrobe. It’s made of thicker, heavier cotton, but it’s still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves adds more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
T-shirt for ride
Built for the ride, not the showroom. 100% ringspun cotton, pre-shrunk and true-to-size. Made on demand, no minimums. Printed and shipped from the USA and EU.