Don't Fucking Die – Straight-Talking Rider Snapback
Don't Fucking Die – Straight-Talking Rider Snapback
🇺🇸 USA & 🌍 Europe from $4 · 🌎 Rest of world from $12
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Mummyduck Customs is designed in Helsinki, Finland. To keep delivery times short and shipping costs reasonable, our products are printed and fulfilled on demand by partner facilities in the USA, EU, and Japan, depending on the item and your delivery address. Orders to EU addresses are fulfilled from our EU facility where possible; some larger sizes are only printed in the USA, so those specific items may take a little longer to reach EU customers.
Processing and delivery times
Orders are typically printed and shipped within 2-6 business days. You will receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information once your order leaves our facility. Actual transit time depends on your location and the carrier; please allow extra time for the postal service to scan and process tracking updates after pickup.
Shipping costs
Shipping costs are calculated and shown at checkout based on your delivery address, the items ordered, and the fulfillment location. US customers are charged standard US domestic shipping rates when their order ships from our US facility; EU customers are charged EU shipping rates when their order ships from our EU facility.
International orders and customs
We ship to most countries. Orders shipped internationally may be subject to import duties, taxes, or customs fees charged by your country upon arrival; these are the responsibility of the customer and are not included in our shipping charges or controlled by us. We are not responsible for delays caused by customs processing. If your country is not available at checkout, contact us at harri@mummyduck.com and we will do our best to add it.
Packaging
Apparel (t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies) ships in a protective plastic bag. Mugs and similar items ship in a cardboard box.
Lost, damaged, or delayed packages
If your package is lost, stolen, or arrives damaged, contact us at harri@mummyduck.com with your order number and we will arrange a replacement or resolve the issue.
Not a motto. Not inspiration. An instruction from someone who would prefer you returned with the same number of limbs.
Don’t Fucking Die is the rider farewell stripped of all unnecessary politeness. The message is blunt because the people saying it have already watched you check the fuel, tyres and weather while ignoring at least one sensible suggestion.
The structured snapback keeps that dry warning visible at meets, coffee stops and anywhere the helmet has been set down for a while.
Why you’ll wear it
- Carries the most honest pre-ride advice in four words
- Keeps the attitude compact rather than covering an entire shirt
- Structured high-profile shape gives the message a clear presence
- Adjustable snap closure makes the fit easy to set
- Works as a quiet reminder that somebody expects you back
The details
- 80% acrylic, 20% wool
- Structured six-panel, high-profile construction
- Six embroidered eyelets and full buckram
- Flat brim with green undervisor
- Adjustable plastic snap closure
- Available in Black, Black/Silver, Dark Grey and Natural/Black
- One size
- Made on demand to help reduce overproduction
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ⅛-23 ⅝ | 4 ½ | 2 ½ | 7 ⅛ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 51-60 | 11.5 | 6.5 | 18 |
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Hyvää peruslaatua oleva snap back -lippis. Koko 59 päähän käy kivasti noin puoliväliin säädettynä.
Brodeeraus ja itse lakki laadukkaan oloiset.
Hienoa kuulla. Kiitos.

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