Don't Fucking Die – Motorcycle Rider T-Shirt
Don't Fucking Die – Motorcycle Rider T-Shirt
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Description
Description
👕 Premium feel, built for riders & rebels
🧵 100% ringspun cotton — soft but tough
📏 True-to-size & pre-shrunk (no nasty surprises)
🌿 Ethically grown US cotton, road-friendly & earth-friendly
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA + EU for faster rides to your door
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out.
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.
3. Resist the spin temptation.
4. Air dry when possible.
Someone had to say it.
Don't Fucking Die is the only road rule that matters every single time. No poetry. No motivational speech. Just a useful reminder for everyone riding behind you.
It comes from the experienced end of motorcycle culture, where confidence and consequences have already met.
Why you'll wear it
- Makes the important point without polite wording
- Works as a reminder to the riders behind you
- Large back graphic designed to be clearly seen
- Clean front with the For Unlucky Ones logo
- Light and breathable for road or garage wear
The details
- Large Don't Fucking Die graphic on the back
- For Unlucky Ones logo on the front
- Unisex classic fit
- Pre-shrunk cotton-polyester blend
- Available colors: Black, Brown, Military Green and Vintage White
- Available sizes: XS through 5XL
- Printed on demand

T-shirt for ride
Built for the ride, not the showroom. 100% ringspun cotton, pre-shrunk and true-to-size. Made on demand, no minimums. Printed and shipped from the USA and EU.
- Soft and lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch
- Comfortable and flattering for all
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors contain polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.², 142 g/m²
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Available colors: Black, Brown and Natural
- Available sizes: XS through 5XL
- Made on demand after purchase
- Made-to-order production may take longer to deliver and helps reduce overproduction
- Fabric may be slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or certain lighting conditions
No printing method or care instructions are present in the current listing, so I won’t invent either.